That’s what she claimed, right before our eyes
Perhaps she lied!
There was a young lady who became an MP
Promoting kindness and caring, univer-see-ally
She promised to be on everyone’s side
That’s what she claimed, right before our eyes
Perhaps she lied!
There was a young lady, pled “transparent and open”
Except when she wanted to hide what she’d broken
She got tetchy when questioned and always denied
She promised to be on everyone’s side
That’s what she claimed, right before our eyes
Perhaps she lied!
There was a young lady who locked us all down
Made us roll up our sleeves, it secured her the crown
Said vaccination would save us, but many still died
She got tetchy when questioned and always denied
She promised to be on everyone’s side
That’s what she claimed, right before our eyes
Perhaps she lied!
There was a young lady who “addressed” climate change
Cutting carbon emissions, down on the range
She suggested a fart tax, we wearily sighed
Said vaccination would save us, but many still died
She got tetchy when questioned and always denied
She promised to be on everyone’s side
That’s what she claimed, right before our eyes
Perhaps she lied!
There was a young lady, tackled traffic congestion
With cycleways, road cones, and holes too great to mention
Just like our poor vehicles, she must be re-tyred (retired)
She suggested a fart tax, we wearily sighed
Said vaccination would save us, but many still died
She got tetchy when questioned and always denied
She promised to be on everyone’s side
That’s what she claimed, right before our eyes
Perhaps she lied!
There was a young lady, said our water was spoiled, eh!
Swore only Maori could fix it, in turn for power and a royalty
Over all our objections, roughshod did she ride
Just like our poor vehicles, she must be re-tyred (retired)
She suggested a fart tax, we wearily sighed
Said vaccination would save us, but many still died
She got tetchy when questioned and always denied
She promised to be on everyone’s side
That’s what she claimed, right before our eyes
Perhaps she lied!
There was a young lady, made friends with the media
Spent $55 million, to ensure they agreed with her
T’was a terrible “partnership”, her heart swelled with pride
Over all our objections, roughshod she did ride
Just like our poor vehicles, she must be re-tyred (retired)
She suggested a fart tax, we wearily sighed
Said vaccination would save us, but many still died
She got tetchy when questioned and always denied
She promised to be on everyone’s side
That’s what she claimed, right before our eyes
Perhaps she lied!
There was a young lady who renamed everything Maori
Long-winded phrases, as tall as a kauri
Most felt resentment, but “ it’s woke “, loud she cried
T’was a terrible “partnership”, her heart swelled with pride
Over all our objections, roughshod she did ride
Just like our poor vehicles, she must be re-tyred (retired)
She suggested a fart tax, we wearily sighed
Said vaccination would save us, but many still died
She got tetchy when questioned and always denied
She promised to be on everyone’s side
That’s what she claimed, right before our eyes
Perhaps she lied!
There was a young lady whose tragic term ran its course
She showed no remorse!
Derek Mackie is a geologist with a keen interest in current affairs.
2 comments:
At first I wondered who on earth you were on about, but then it could only be, Toothietala - the teller of tales.
Brilliant !
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