“Children’s entertainer wanted for a 6-week tour with the Ministry of Health (promoting vaccination). Would be wanted for 1-6 weeks from February 8th, depending on availability, and would visit 2 schools per day.
…..please reply and let me know what your performance would be, previous experience and availability.”
Not satisfied with parents independently discussing and deciding on vaccinating their younger children, our socialist government has decided to assume this role. This is reminiscent of failed Communist regimes and their authoritarian approach to ensure compliance through propaganda in schools, universities and workplaces.
It would appear that the MoH believes that making the kids laugh and have fun is the best strategy to ensure a high vaccination take-up rate. Maybe they plan to engage an adult entertainer to persuade reluctant parents.
A number of articles have been published on this website highlighting the unknown long-term effects of mRNA vaccines and the significant potential long-term risks to young children of getting vaccinated, versus the very low risks from contracting the virus itself.
Needless to say, none of this has appeared in the mainstream media.
In light of this, I decided to compose a “performance” that reflected the full picture, as opposed to the government’s blinkered version.
I am not anti-vaccination and have been vaccinated myself. However, I do have concerns about mRNA vaccines and, as things stand, I don’t believe they should be given to under 12’s until they have been proven safe.
I openly declare that I have no experience as a children’s entertainer and even if I did I would not be available for the tour.
Though I’m sure my application would be rejected as misinformation and I’d miss even the first cut.
[This is a song, set to the tune of the Hokey Cokey]
Hi Kids! I’m here today to tell you all about the Covid vaccine in a way that’s easy to understand and is fun too. So, everybody clap! Here we go….
Now listen good to me
If you’re under twelve
It’s time to join the vaccine club
With everyone else
It’s not been fully tested
But it ought to be fine
And playtime’s cancelled if you choose to decline
Woah, get the Covid vaccine
Woah, get the Covid vaccine
Woah, get the Covid vaccine
Sleeve up
Eyes closed
Ow-ow-ow!
But why do young kids need it?
I can hear you say
When the risk from Covid’s miniscule
That’s what the stats convey
Us young uns ain’t just lab rats
To be experimented on
And who’s to blame if it all goes wrong?
Woah, get the Covid vaccine
Woah, get the Covid vaccine
Woah, get the Covid vaccine
Sleeve up
Eyes closed
Ow-ow-ow!
Come on, you know it’s safe
‘Cause Jacinda says its so
Both Mum and Dad have had it
Now the needle’s primed to go
It should be hunky dory
For the next few years or so
But health problems may emerge as you grow
Woah, get the Covid vaccine
Woah, get the Covid vaccine
Woah, get the Covid vaccine
Sleeve up
Eyes closed
Ow-ow-ow!
All together now, children!
So, put your left arm in
Your right arm out
Roll up your sleeve
But don’t shake it all about
You won't feel a thing
OK - that’s a pork pie
Or refuse and you might just die!
Woah, get the Covid vaccine
Woah, get the Covid vaccine
Woah, get the Covid vaccine
Sleeve up
Eyes closed
Ow-ow-ow!
Derek Mackie is a geologist with a keen interest in current affairs.
4 comments:
Sounds like a job description for most of the folk currently on the government benches. This job would at least ease them into surviving on a normal wage I guess. Who's going to take responsibility for the short and (in some cases lifetime) health issues that these innocent children will no doubt suffer for absolutely no justifiable reason?
The vaccine is still in the experimental stage, it has not been trailed on children or pregnancy. Pfizer says they will produce data in 2026. But too late for those suffering long-term side effects.
Given the cartoon-level propaganda used to publicise Three Waters, it seems that entertaining rather than informing the adults is par for the course as well.
You appear to a whitey. Your chances of the job would be nil unless you can produce an ancestry and rabbit on in te reo.
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