I’m sure you’ve guessed who I mean; the darling of the progressive Left who has hoodwinked a cheerleading Western media and gullible political and academic establishment that has largely fallen in love with her.
Only those who endured five years of her terrible governance know what she’s truly like.
So, let’s tell it like it really is.
Hit it, Dolly!
Ja-cind…, Ja-cind…, Ja-cind…, Ja-cind..a!
I'm begging of you please don't come back home
Ja-cind…, Ja-cind…, Ja-cind…, Ja-cind..a!
Find another basket-case to woke-ly roam
Your kindness is beyond compare
Shit-loads of empathy to spare
Wellbeing oozes from your pure white skin
Your smile's as flawless as black ice
Those perfect teeth, just like a vice
Caught in the searchlight of your carin’ grin
Ja-cind..a!
Still talk about you in our sleep
The kinda dreams that make us weep
The mark you Left on us was deep
Ja-cind..a!
Your crazy i-de-ol-o-gy
Your hate speech laws that make us “free”
Your obsession with ethnicity
Ja-cind..a!
And now you’ve gone and spread your wings
Moved on to high falutin things
The darlin’ of the wokeratti set
Elite progressives speak your name
You’re friends with Wills - “Earthshot” to fame
Hob-nobbing round the world by private jet
Ja-cind..a!
But we know who you really are
Black hole behind the shining star
A modern neo-Marxist tsar
Ja-cind..a!
And when your star burns itself out
Yes, we’ll be there, to scream and shout
You’re a hypocrite, without a doubt
Ja-cind..a!
Ja-cind…, Ja-cind…, Ja-cind…, Ja-cind..a!
We’ve seen the light, the red mist’s finally cleared
Ja-cind…, Ja-cind…, Ja-cind…, Ja-cind..a!
Sorry, comrade… you ain’t welcome here
Derek Mackie is a former geologist with a keen interest in current affairs and a penchant for satire.
9 comments:
Hell! I was considering joining the " Alcoholic Dry July, group", but after reading this article I am heading to Big Barrell.
Where I live it is currently raining, I am allowed to sing 'Crying in the rain'?
Derek - how could you?
Can we append this to the national anthem?
For any 'enthusiast' who might have missed the $ encore...
https://www.downtoearth.kiwi/post/ardern-laughs-off-as-ridiculous-the-awful-effect-on-school-children-of-being-online-on-screens-dur
Thank you Robert.
Bloody hell, I thought it was a bad dream, now you have reminded me it was real, what a close shave our country had, problem been, one can still taste smell and see it, those pink eyes are still here amongst us, worst part is our peoples house is still full of them?
I can only reply: Mr Bombastic - truly fantastic!
Brilliant, sheer brilliance.
Up coming documentary on Jacinda Ardern. Google Madison Wells, I believe she is the producer of said doco. Send her a message about what you think of Arderns performance as Nz PM, I did.
Excellent.
Oh you are awful, but I like you🖐️!
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