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Friday, October 13, 2023

Chris Trotter: The Revenge of the ‘Cookers’ Is Here


Richard Prebble’s intriguing speculation about a last-minute intervention by Jacinda Ardern notwithstanding, few informed observers expect this government to survive. It shows every sign of becoming the first two-term New Zealand government since the Lange-Palmer-Moore-led Labour Government of 1984–1990 and the only one, so far, under MMP. Political commentator Bryce Edwards has recently listed 10 cogent explanations for its widely anticipated demise. Personally, I believe Labour’s fall will be attributable to just one cause: over-promising and under-delivering. The voters will forgive a government many sins, but raising their hopes and then dashing them, winning their love and then deserting them – that they will not forgive.

So, let’s rule out some death-defying, last-minute charge of the Jacinda Brigade and assume that Labour loses the election in the most brutal fashion, securing a share of the party vote even lower than the 25 per cent received by David Cunliffe’s Labour Party in 2014. If that seems unlikely, then the reader is reminded that the Bill English-led National Party sank even lower in 2002, receiving just 21 per cent of the party vote.

Why so low? Doesn’t Labour usually manage a little surge in the final week of most election campaigns? Isn’t it possible that Labour will do the same in 2023? My reasons for doubting such a last-minute comeback are bound up with the extraordinary mood of anger, dissatisfaction and even violence abroad in the electorate. Obviously, people are angry about the cost of living: especially the price of food, petrol, power, rental accommodation and rising mortgage interest rates; but that is by no means all that’s riling Joe and Josephine Public.

The reason so many Labour and Green voters are turning away from their parties in disgust has everything to do with the sort of mindset that could come up with the words gammon and cookers to describe all those voters – male voters, in particular – who have abandoned their traditional left-wing allegiances. The insult ‘gammon’, a cut of pork usually smoked and with the flavour of ham, is most commonly heard in England, while ‘cooker’, presumably after ‘Captain Cookers’, the descendants of the pigs released into New Zealand by the eponymous explorer in 1769, is a decidedly local coinage. The point of either insult is, however, unmistakable: to equate those who oppose ‘progressive’ ideas with swine.

Now calling a group of people ‘pigs’ is hardly original – hippies were hurling the insult at police officers more than 50 years ago. Over many centuries, in many lands, the pig – commonly seen as an uncouth and unclean animal – has been the logical choice of those seeking to demean and diminish their enemies. When a German hails you as a schwein – he’s not being friendly!

In New Zealand, in 2023, however, the well-educated, well-paid and well-known members of the elites cannot be caught resorting to epithets which, if directed at a Maori or a Muslim, would be condemned as ‘hate speech’. Openly referring to their poorly educated, poorly paid and poorly regarded political opponents as ‘pigs’ would be seen as very poor form. Hence, their resort to the sly circumlocution of ‘gammon’ or ‘cooker’ when referring to those who pig-headedly (sorry!) continue to spurn co-governance and have no difficulty in telling a man from a woman. Think of these insults as just two more entries in the elite dictionary that began with Hilary Clinton’s “deplorables”. A special vocabulary for special people.

The thing is, when you’re of the mindset that perceives ‘gammon’ and ‘cooker’ as a very fine ‘in-joke’, then you don’t actually have to use the insults – or, at least, not all that often – because the sort of people against whom you’d normally direct them already know you regard them as a lower form of life. As deplorables, as pigs, as schwein.

Unfortunately for Labour, the people who run the party, represent it in Parliament and defend it on Twitter, cannot help communicating their deep disdain for the uncouth, unclean and politically unsound rabble upon whose votes they depend for victory. They got the message loud and clear in the early months of 2022 when people a lot like them (just a wee bit more intense, perhaps) gathered on Parliament’s front lawn to protest against vaccination mandates.

When they heard the protesters described as filth, when the Prime Minister and her colleagues refused to talk to them, when the cops squirted pepper-spray into their eyes and when the good and the great cheered on the authorities (myself included, to my shame), then they knew.

Even though they had no problem with the vaccination mandates. Even if they did not believe that Covid-19 was a dastardly plot by Bill Gates. Even if they had been the most loyal members of Jacinda’s “Team of Five Million” – they knew. That the people in charge, the people who stood up there on the Speaker’s Balcony looking down at their fellow citizens on the parliamentary lawn, did not see human beings – just useful animals. On a good day, the people were sheep. On a bad one, pigs.

Slowly, and then with gathering speed, the realisation swept through the ranks of the 50.01 per cent of the electors who had voted for Jacinda in 2020: that her Labour Government was all a sham, a con; a case of promising the dumb bastards the moon, and then delivering them three-fifths of f**k-all. Turning Auckland into a South Seas version of West Berlin for four months didn’t help. It merely confirmed the doubters’ suspicions – especially if they were Aucklanders! – that ordinary New Zealanders had become the dupes of people who’d promise them anything to win power – and then forget them the instant they had it. People who, when the dupes resisted the imposition of policies they had never voted for, dismissed them as ‘gammon’ and ‘cookers’.

This is the love that Labour’s lost. The love freely given, cynically taken, carelessly forgotten. The love won by promises of happiness and security. The love that grows and flourishes in a home of one’s own. The love underpinned by a good job with good pay. The love that flows out of a happy citizen’s heart and into a nation where all are valued equally and none are left behind.

That was the love Labour lost. And the why of it is no great mystery. In fact, its brutally simple: Labour fucked us and forgot us. So, now, we’re going to return the favour by taking from Labour the thing it values above all else: not love, but power.

Think of it as the cookers’ revenge.

Chris Trotter is a political commentator who blogs at bowalleyroad.blogspot.co.nz. This article was first published HERE

10 comments:

Anna Mouse said...

Worse I think, is the fact that upon getting into power the lies and the hidden agenda were ramped up.

Labour have lost the public because they have as a collective (Labour, Green and TMP) continously lied, hidden their true policy (He Pua Pua etc) and actually just ignored the citizens of the country, (eg 88,000 written submissions to 3 Waters were simply set aside with absolute arrogance and 11,000 expemptions for the C19 'vaccine' all the while the citizens were being lied to about it efficacy).

They have divided and destroyed agency and trust across the country by class, race, health, education aand socio-economics for what gain nobody can reason. Ardern's "yip, yip" comment was the outright arrogant a red flag.

They have set fire to the country seemingly to watch it burn!

Evil rulers are renowned for burning their countrys to the ground while wanting to rule over the ashes. And today ashes is what New Zealand has become from what it once was.

This regime are traitors to every New Zealander past, present and future and they have created their treason with lies upon lies perpetuated by a complicit media.

These people should hold their heads in shame but they will not because they are slaves to an ideology that reasoned New Zealanders will not be slaves to and in their arrogance they cannott see the forest for the trees.

History will hold these people in contempt because they are contemptible. We will never forgive and we will never forget.

DeeM said...

One of the greatest put-downs by an old-fashioned Left-winger I've ever read. That shows just how low "progressive" neo-Marxism and woke ideology can drag a once relevant political party.
We don't always agree Chris but I do love reading your articles and this time you have nailed it... or rather them, to the front door of the Beehive, as the worst examples of political "deplorables".

I sincerely hope, as you do by your impassioned phrases and liberal use of the choice F-word, that Labour get f$#king obliterated on Saturday.

Anonymous said...



Would suggest no 9 on the Edwards list is the major factor - by far :
Labour's role in the Maorification of NZ without the approval of the NZ people

Why is this always buried low down on any list?

Anonymous said...

Those last two paragraphs pretty much nailed it. Brutal but honest.
Labour Lying has become so rife the PM has to regularly give the troops a dressing down. How shameful is that?
Lying shits the lot of them and off to the backbenches they should go.

Anonymous said...

Excellent article Chis. As a business owner who did not have to lose my job because of the mandates, I experienced the unpleasantness directed at the unvaccinated. What it was like to be on the receiving end of groupthink. How the media lied about what was happening under their noses on the steps of Parliament. I travelled there to witness the Qnon far right nazis and the great unwashed unvaxxed according to Stuff and the nauseating infantile journalism from TVone and three. Propaganda is too mild a word. Inside was a cross section of New Zealand. From west coast hippies, up to the tribal far North. Inside the camp were doctors, nurses, firefighters and teachers beneficiaries and millionaires. Inside the camp was unity and common purpose, respect for one another and endless acts of generosity. Thousands of meals were served free at lunch and dinner from public donations of food and time. You look at the footage of Adern, Mallard and Wood now and shiver at the hatred they stirred up and the contempt they showed for the "river of filth". On the 14th we get our chance to vote this evil ideology out of power. It cannot come soon enough.

Anonymous said...

Good for you Chris Trotter.

I hope Martyn Bradbury didn't choke on cake when he read this piece of work.

Excellent comments from Anna Mouse and DeeM as per usual, and yes Anon I agree that Apartheid masquerading as Co-Governance should have been top of the list.

Anonymous said...

“Myself included, to my shame”
Thank you Chris.
Words matter.
Honesty matters.
The truth matters.
David called all those who failed to fall for covid vax con, “dickheads”.
It’s there in black and white to this day.
No amount of mandate denialism erases this.
Dr John Campbell, the British health professional and commentator who is relied upon by millions for his clean and incisive analysis of the covid research, two days ago interviewed Professor Angus Dalgleish, a cancer specialist who’s specific expertise is in the immunology of cancer.
Dr Campbell referred to him as the most qualified person he had yet interviewed.
In order to understand the truth of what these vaccines have done to our bodily systems, this interview is as revealing as people found watching River of Freedom in order to understand the emotional anguish of those unvaccinated.
His immunological explanations of the “unintended” negative consequences of the mRNA technology on our ability to fight cancers that may arise in our body, are frightening in their implications, for us as individuals and for our health system.
He spells out what the research is showing and what he too is seeing.
“Turbo cancers” are no joke. They are increasing quickly ( both in the population and within individuals) and they have a sensible immunological mechanism of action, perturbing the immune system, to explain why. And they are proving almost impossible to treat.
His pain and disbelief at his sudden inability to be heard by those in power when he spoke out in warning, as a world expert in his field, is both infuriating and heart breaking to watch.
Seeing his despair at realising just how powerful the medical industrial complex has become, is instructive.
Prof Dalgleish makes the point clearly just how exponentially damaging the covid shots become as one has more of them and he identifies the third one as the seminal immunological turning point for many.
New Zealand prides itself on its high covid vaccine uptake and it continues to push boosters to this day.
We are in real trouble because of this.
I am relieved Chris, that you, at least, are waking up.


Linux said...

To Anonymous 1.23 Thank you so much for including the reporting of the turbo cancers, which are some sort of nightmare beyond belief. I also shiver with horror when I see young girls with scars for breasts with the poisoning of minds in the transgender perversion.
When Luxon said he didn't want anyone unvaccinated voting for him,I hope soon he will be thoroughly shamed that he spoke these words.

Anonymous said...

“… (myself included, to my shame)…”

As Mr. Trotter neared Wellington on his journey, suddenly a light from heaven flashed around him. He fell to the ground and heard voices say to him, "Chris, Chris, why do you persecute us?"

"Who are you?" Chris asked.

"We are the deplorables, whom you are persecuting," they replied. "Now get up and go into the city, and you will be told what you must do."

The progressives traveling with Chris stood there speechless; they heard the sound but did not see anyone. Chris got up from the ground, but when he opened his eyes he could see nothing. So they led him by the hand into Wellington. For a long time he was blind, and did not eat or drink anything.

"Brother Chris, the deplorables, who appeared to you on the road as you were coming here—have sent me so that you may see again and be filled with human decency."

Immediately, something like scales fell from Chris's eyes, and he could see again.

"Welcome back to the fight. This time I know our side will win." [Casablanca]

Anonymous said...

I refer to History, from a time past - that is the Red Revolution of Russia, 1917 - when the "People" (of Russia) rose against a Tsarist regime, "led on the promise of those they believed in (interestingly many of the hierarchy at the time had Jewish blood in their veins) - with a Manifesto by Marx, with input from Lenin (later aided * abetted by Trotsky) with the end intent of changing Russia from what it was to a better Country, Life prosperity - what ever - and only for the People to find that "their role in life going forward was to be non existent (very evident today) - what followed were more persecutions and a subversive action by the "leaders" placed upon populace. Iosef Stalin was "an ardent applicator of this", ask any person who is a Ukraine Citizen.

Oh I hear a reader claim - what has this got to do with the article - well from this time came the Labour movement across the world, the surge of Marx, Lenin, Trotsky - the development of those who "believed"(my example Chris Trotter et al) - Unions, and an adherence to the Labour Movement and when voted into Govt and they failed to "deliver"- the "howls of anguish" that permeated was loud and long, from The Labour Clique. Chris Hipkins "learnt well at the feet of Trevor Mallard" and from those who surrounded Helen Clark, including Her Cabinet (see how many gained a Govt post under Jacinda)- at the time - educating - 'dear Jacinda', Grant Robinson and those who sat in seats as Labour MPS - but sadly, all to no avail, you only have to look at the "9 years these "poor sods sat in opposition (John Key Govt) and their failure to learn anything" - and that showed up early under Jacinda - who was an open student of the School of Socialism (Marx, Lenin) - "whose lasting achievement to NZ, was the expansion of the Civil Service".

The current rhetoric by Chris Hipkins, is "a straight out of the Socialist Playbook"- to point he finger at an Opponent, sow seeds of doubt, derision, confusion, use social media to help, whilst hiding behind "flawed policy", that they have no intention of either - introducing, reviewing, removing - which can be "classified as a typical Socialist move" - vote Labour - think Russia, 1917 and going forward.