I have never been to Central Otago. There is every likelihood I will slither into my crypt without stepping into that pristine environment, treading on the brown grasslands or gazing at the uninspiring vistas that serve little purpose other than as a backdrop for postcards no one will ever send.
Somewhere in the wilderness that has never been troubled by my walking boots is the Dunstan Mountains. Until I began the research for this column, I’d never heard of this aspect of our geographical heritage and, well, I’d have been happy if that remained the case.
However, this obscure and untrampled slice of Kiwi Paradise is getting attention because multi-millionaire actor, vintner and local activist, Sir Nigel (Sam) Neill, is upset that someone wants to mine these hills for gold.


















