G: Excited, Prime Minister? Has that job offer finally come through from Guterres at the UN?
J: No, nothing like that. Although, little birds have been whispering encouragingly in my ear….as long as I win the next election.
G: Nanaia must have offered her resignation over Three Waters, then. Thank God! It’s about time.
J: Grant, you’re such a joker!
No, the reason I called you in is to ask your advice - being my closest political confidante and, if I may be so bold, my BFF at the Beehive.
G: You know I admire you greatly, Jacinda.
J: Yes, of course I do. But then, who wouldn’t!
So, I’ve had one of my “special” ideas for a new government department.
G: Gosh, more bureaucracy!
J: I knew you’d love it! One that can truly reflect my skills and vision, and perfectly encompass the can-do attitude of my government….. but without the hindrance of being continually held accountable for promises which were made, with the best of intentions, but rarely if ever come to fruition.
G: Sounds like no other department I’ve ever heard of but put me down as the Minister, please.
J: I’d love to Grant but you know I can’t.
You’re the only one in the Cabinet any good at sums so you have to be Finance Minister.
G: Damn! Put me out of my misery, then. What is it?
J: The Ministry of Announcements! Inspired, isn’t it?
G: Well….yes. Obviously, being one of your “special” ideas it would be.
I’m just not clear what it would be responsible for.
J: Oh Grant! You’re not normally this obtuse. The clue’s in the name.
