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Tuesday, June 25, 2024

Derek Mackie: Hey Dolly! Parton with Jacinda was the best thing we did


The Dolly Parton classic, Jolene, is the perfect refrain to highlight the character flaws of a real-life woman we all know; who, on the surface, is charismatic and appealing but in reality is two-faced, divisive and, despite the way she shamelessly markets herself, highly selective in showing genuine empathy for others. 

 I’m sure you’ve guessed who I mean; the darling of the progressive Left who has hoodwinked a cheerleading Western media and gullible political and academic establishment that has largely fallen in love with her. 

 Only those who endured five years of her terrible governance know what she’s truly like. 
So, let’s tell it like it really is. 

Hit it, Dolly! 


Ja-cind…, Ja-cind…, Ja-cind…, Ja-cind..a! 
 I'm begging of you please don't come back home 
Ja-cind…, Ja-cind…, Ja-cind…, Ja-cind..a! 
 Go find another basket-case to woke-ly roam 


Your kindness is beyond compare 
 Shit-loads of empathy to spare 
  Wellbeing oozes from your pure white skin 
Your smile's as flawless as black ice 
 Those perfect teeth, just like a vice 
  Caught in the searchlight of your carin’ grin 
Ja-cind..a! 


Still talk about you in our sleep 
 The kinda dreams that make us weep 
  The mark you Left on us was deep 
   Ja-cind..a! 
Your crazy i-de-ol-o-gy 
 Your hate speech laws that make us “free” 
  Your obsession with ethnicity 
   Ja-cind..a! 


And now you’ve gone and spread your wings 
 Moved on to high falutin things 
  The darlin’ of the wokeratti set 
Elite progressives speak your name 
 You’re friends with Wills - “Earthshot” to fame 
  Hob-nobbing round the world by private jet 
Ja-cind..a! 


But we know who you really are 
 Black hole behind the shining star 
  A modern neo-Marxist tsar 
   Ja-cind..a! 
And when your star burns itself out 
 Yes, we’ll be there, to scream and shout 
  You’re a hypocrite, without a doubt 
   Ja-cind..a! 


Ja-cind…, Ja-cind…, Ja-cind…, Ja-cind..a! 
 We’ve seen the light, the red mist’s finally cleared 
Ja-cind…, Ja-cind…, Ja-cind…, Ja-cind..a! 
 Sorry, comrade… you ain’t welcome here 



Derek Mackie is a former geologist with a keen interest in current affairs and a penchant for satire.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hell! I was considering joining the " Alcoholic Dry July, group", but after reading this article I am heading to Big Barrell.

Where I live it is currently raining, I am allowed to sing 'Crying in the rain'?

Derek - how could you?

Anonymous said...

Can we append this to the national anthem?

K said...

For any 'enthusiast' who might have missed the $ encore...

https://www.downtoearth.kiwi/post/ardern-laughs-off-as-ridiculous-the-awful-effect-on-school-children-of-being-online-on-screens-dur

Thank you Robert.

Sven said...

Bloody hell, I thought it was a bad dream, now you have reminded me it was real, what a close shave our country had, problem been, one can still taste smell and see it, those pink eyes are still here amongst us, worst part is our peoples house is still full of them?

Anonymous said...

I can only reply: Mr Bombastic - truly fantastic!

Anonymous said...

Brilliant, sheer brilliance.

Chapter said...

Up coming documentary on Jacinda Ardern. Google Madison Wells, I believe she is the producer of said doco. Send her a message about what you think of Arderns performance as Nz PM, I did.

Anonymous said...

Excellent.

TJS said...

Oh you are awful, but I like you🖐️!