Jane Smith: Not Guilty, Sir - Why New Zealand’s Heifers Don’t Deserve the Climate Blame

Among the many satisfying jobs on the farm is shifting our Angus heifers onto fresh pasture. They love it. Tails up, they gallop around for a minute, then it’s heads down — those long, raspy tongues pulling in mouthfuls of lush green feed.

Jane Smith's new daily announcement

I've heard the New Zealand public is no longer listening to the daily Covid updates that are added to the end of the news every day.

I've also heard the Prime Minister is looking at some alternative metrics to slot into the "daily updates" space.

With that in mind, here is my list of metrics for the Prime Minister's consideration.