When reading police reports in the media, it’s almost always most instructive to pay attention to what they don’t say, rather than what they do. Like most mendacious government bureaucracies, police media units are dab hands at obfuscation and misdirection.
For instance, when reporting a suspect still at large, if police fail to provide any actual description, then you can bet your house and your grandmother that it’s a member of their favoured diversity groups. Similarly, “children” are invariably hulking, 17 year old brutes (of the “diversity” persuasion, of course), because technically everyone is a “child” up to the stroke of midnight before their 18th birthday.
