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Sunday, July 23, 2023

Derek Mackie: The Rise & Fall of Chippy Bulldust

You’re listening to Radio FKUMSM, the country’s newest station.

Currently rocketing up the charts is a song which has really resonated with the NZ public and is getting a huge amount of airtime…..from independent radio stations, at least. It’s a contemporary political take on the David Bowie classic from 1972, Ziggy Stardust. Pulling no political punches, the song takes our PM to task over his abysmal record in office and the dire social and economic state of the country that will ultimately be his dreadful legacy. Described by one music critic as “there ain’t no Glam in this Rock” it captures the rapid decline of our once fair and successful nation which has definitely lost its mojo.

[great guitar riff] Oooooooooo, yeah! Chippy lowered the bar Jamming weird with Grant and Willie And the Greens, how bizarre! He governed strictly Left hand But set course for Fubar Woke and “progressive”, man That’s life in ChippyLand Chippy really lied Screwed us down and screwed up big time Set out to split and divide Denied his separatist plans Ignored the 84% gang Came on so Maori, man Snow-white with freckly tan So where were the Righties While the Left tried to break our balls Just a weak light to guide us So we bitched about the pain And how to derail Labour’s train [great guitar riff] Mmmmm, mmmmm! Chippy played for time Gaslighting us that we were racist And that democracy sucked But his ineptitude grew Even more than we knew He took it all too far But boy, he lied like a star Making love with the media Chippy’s failures were spun away Yet disenchantment is growing When voters shortly raise their hands Will we break up his band? [great guitar riff] Oh, yeah! Chippy…. went …. too …. fa….ar!

 

Derek Mackie is a geologist with a keen interest in current affairs.


3 comments:

Anonymous said...


( Propped up by his mum), much more dangerous than Ardern.

But - he will stay just there long enough to win the election and then hand over to the first PM of the Maori caucus or Te Pati Maori.

He Puapua is advancing.....

Anonymous said...

Is it okay, that I hummmmed along to the song. Was not a fan of David Bowie.

I like these sorts of printed commentaries. So helpful. BUT what Authors of modern day History of the Labour Party since 2017 overlook, that those who sit on the Treasury Benches, representing Labour, many sat in the Opposition seats for 9 Years, of the John Key/Bill English Govt. Now in making that statement one must ask - "What did those MP's, of the Labour Party then, and this includes 'darling' Jacinda >>>> learn"?

Since 2017 what has the New Zealand Citizen learnt -
[1] - We. Labour, are the source of all Truth
[2] - be kind
[3] - do MSM News dumps late on a Friday afternoon
[4] - have Ministers of the Crown - both stuff up & lie
[5] - assist Willie Jackson & crew to advance, what on the face of it - looks like a NZ rendition of the South African ANC (this comment I have also seen in other posts, including those under the Platform Youtube slots) and their advancement to ündo the Treaty
[6] - divide the Nation.

Are there song lyrics we can "purloin" and create a NZ Country & Western Song, similar to what is circulating across America (created by Jason Aldean - you will find the video clip on YouTube) - to which those who wish to destroy America are up in arms over.

Oh what is the frequency of Radio FKUMSM - I wish to listen to more music from this station- other than David Bowie. Tony Bennett, maybe!!

ANON, of New Zealand

Anonymous said...

The dam Dame was a hand puppet with a mouth. Chippy is Mummie's boy obviously.
The rest of the government are the clowns and we are the useful idiots.
Labour is toast, vote for a small party. But not woke or racist coalition partners.
MC