Back in the early 1960s the Aussies used to dismissively refer to them as sheds but soon abandoned that as the market grew and as here, described them as warehouses or factories, depending on their use.
That’s now gone in line with commercial real estate agents appetite for grandiose language. Now the warehouses have become the absurd “logistics centres”.
This language rot has spread to The Sydney Morning Herald which no longer refers to itself as a newspaper but instead, as a “Masthead”. It’s a pretty good newspaper but plainly in need of some serious ear-boxing with its personnel responsible for this embarrassment.
But when it comes to language abuse our Tasman neighbours are mere babes in arms compared to New Zealand.
I refer of course to the use of maori to describe everything, including endless entities for which there was no maori equivalent, such as say the Reserve Bank and the like. The worst maori abuse however is demanding name changes for long established European built cities.
When about 20 or so years back those bullshit artists demanded Wanganui, Wakatane and Wangarei become Whanganui, Whakatane, Whangarei and pronounced Fonganui etc. THEY SIMPLY MADE THIS UP.
I say that as there were three Maori/English dictionaries written in the 19th Century. All made the observation that there was no “F” sound in maori, or indeed any Polynesian language other than Samoan where it’s unique to them. But everyone went cowardly along with this crap.
The latest attempt to change a place-name is Petone. A bullshit maori lobbyist group is demanding it now become “Pit-One”.
This is nonsense which they simply made up, Petone was of course the site of Wakefield’s first organised colony in New Zealand.
The settlers pronounced it as the relatively few maoris in the Valley back in 1840 did, namely PETONE. They had no interest in doing otherwise. But I expect the soppy City Council led by a bearded former non-descript government clerk, will fall into line and do as bid.
This patronising rubbish must stop. Cease using maori names for not just the Reserve Bank but the Health Department, Foreign Affairs and indeed all government departments, not one of which had a pre-European equivalent entity.
And finally, let’s get back to correct grammar and instead of “Health New Zealand”, revert to “The Health Department”.
It’s an extraordinary and possibly unique to New Zealand curiosity, that every change of government in the post-war year has seen an expensive and unnecessary re-naming of many government departments, without rhyme or reasons justifying this. This practise is a classic case of spending other people’s money.
Sir Bob Jones is a renowned author, columnist , property investor, and former politician, who blogs at No Punches Pulled HERE - where this article was sourced.
This language rot has spread to The Sydney Morning Herald which no longer refers to itself as a newspaper but instead, as a “Masthead”. It’s a pretty good newspaper but plainly in need of some serious ear-boxing with its personnel responsible for this embarrassment.
But when it comes to language abuse our Tasman neighbours are mere babes in arms compared to New Zealand.
I refer of course to the use of maori to describe everything, including endless entities for which there was no maori equivalent, such as say the Reserve Bank and the like. The worst maori abuse however is demanding name changes for long established European built cities.
When about 20 or so years back those bullshit artists demanded Wanganui, Wakatane and Wangarei become Whanganui, Whakatane, Whangarei and pronounced Fonganui etc. THEY SIMPLY MADE THIS UP.
I say that as there were three Maori/English dictionaries written in the 19th Century. All made the observation that there was no “F” sound in maori, or indeed any Polynesian language other than Samoan where it’s unique to them. But everyone went cowardly along with this crap.
The latest attempt to change a place-name is Petone. A bullshit maori lobbyist group is demanding it now become “Pit-One”.
This is nonsense which they simply made up, Petone was of course the site of Wakefield’s first organised colony in New Zealand.
The settlers pronounced it as the relatively few maoris in the Valley back in 1840 did, namely PETONE. They had no interest in doing otherwise. But I expect the soppy City Council led by a bearded former non-descript government clerk, will fall into line and do as bid.
This patronising rubbish must stop. Cease using maori names for not just the Reserve Bank but the Health Department, Foreign Affairs and indeed all government departments, not one of which had a pre-European equivalent entity.
And finally, let’s get back to correct grammar and instead of “Health New Zealand”, revert to “The Health Department”.
It’s an extraordinary and possibly unique to New Zealand curiosity, that every change of government in the post-war year has seen an expensive and unnecessary re-naming of many government departments, without rhyme or reasons justifying this. This practise is a classic case of spending other people’s money.
Sir Bob Jones is a renowned author, columnist , property investor, and former politician, who blogs at No Punches Pulled HERE - where this article was sourced.
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The ultimate irony is that pre-1840 the Maori had no written language to allow them to quibble about whether places like Wanganui ought to be spelled Whanganui - and that's ignoring the fact that the H is silent anyway and pronounced the same whichever way it's spelled.
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