Capitalist: Where Have All the Viewers Gone?

Prime Minister Chris Luxon opens a bottle of diet Coke and takes a sip. As is fairly common, there happens to be a television camera filming him at the time. He drinks his diet Coke and thinks nothing of it, until 6pm that evening.

The lead story on TV One news is ‘Luxon Declares War on Sugar Industry’. Simon Dallow informs his audience ‘One News has obtained exclusive film footage which purports to show Chris Luxon launching his campaign to destroy the entire industry. We intend to bring you those exclusive pictures in a moment, but first this report from Maiki Sherman...’