Doctor Bloomfield, our Voice of Science, has announced he is retiring.
The job as been onerous, he says, and he is looking forward to a more relaxing life and fresh opportunities as an “influencer”.
Some of us – a small, warped, scientifically-illiterate minority, no doubt – tend to think that Dr Bloomfield has done more than enough influencing already. And not just influencing, which, after all, leaves a bit of wiggle-room for the poor sod being influenced. Coercing, actually, would be a more accurate word for what Dr Bloomfield has been up to. Get injected, show your papers – Herr Doktor Bloomfeld knows all about that.








