Derek Mackie: Tutuing with Three Waters exposes the real Chris Hipkins

How do you make Three Waters fit to drink? 

Easy - rename it Affordable Waters! 

Honestly, it’s as simple as that. 

 At least, it is in Chris’ world, where co-governance, racial discrimination and wealth transfer to iwi is the covert end-game of this He Puapua inspired policy, sloppily dressed up as a fix for essential water infrastructure improvements.

He must think the average Joe Bloggs voter - known as Dick Head in Labour circles - is a complete noddy to swallow that load of old effluent. 

 When pressed on his true intentions by informed citizens concerned with fairness and equality (so that rules out our mainstream media) our socialist leader falls back on the fatally flawed justification of a treaty partnership between Maori and the Crown. 

This makes less sense than Hey Diddle Diddle! 

And on that theme, the Maori caucus is playing the PM like a fiddle, Hipkins is over the moon with his new “devious masterplan”, lapdog McAnulty is laughing his head off at how gullible he thinks the NZ public are, and Mahuta and Jackson are running away to the marae with our water assets. 

 But it gets worse. 

Three Waters hasn’t just had a name change, it’s had a bureaucracy augmentation from our Lefty apparatchiks who like nothing better than enlarging the public service with legions of useless middle managers who contribute nothing of consequence to the entity they work for. Instead, they massively increase costs, inefficiency and delivery time in the name of saving their own pointless positions. 

 The old model had four mega entities which were going to employ many more people than our councils do in managing our water services, yet astonishingly save us a sizable amount at the same time. 

Well, not literally at the same time. At some indeterminate time in the future, far enough away for us to have forgotten their ridiculous assertion, and after the imbeciles who concocted this economic enigma have long left office. 

 To sensible people, Labour’s claim is a massive contradiction. But then, socialists' brains are wired differently to the rest of us - or more likely shorted out, if not completely disconnected from reality - and they believe there’s a direct relationship between overheads and cost savings.

That is just one of many reasons why they are unfit to hold public office. The others could easily fill another ten articles. 

 The new Affordable Waters has ten mini-mega entities which will employ even more staff than the extra people-power that was already promised. 

And yet, the new name implies that this model costs even less. 

Worse still! 

All the terrible features of Three Waters are still “affordable” and have been retained:- 

•  50% unelected iwi representation at all levels, 
•  effective Maori veto over every decision, 
• and likely future royalty payouts to Maori. 

 Worst of all, Te Mana O Te Wai edicts can still be issued at any time, but only by Maori and these must be complied with. 

This is predicated on the fantastical notion that our part-natives possess something akin to a built-in divining rod, which endows them with a greater cultural bond to water than every other human. 

Judging by our plummeting achievement standards in science, coupled with decades long top-of-the-table truancy rates among our Maori school kids, many would struggle to define the chemical formula for water, let alone know how to bond with it. 

 Chippy does the dirty on us 

Any crazy notions we had that Hipkins was turning his back on Labour’s obsession with woke minorities and the divisive co-governance agenda fostered by Ardern are now well and truly blown to smithereens. 

He gave the game away when he approved entry to NZ for Posie Parker, but then effectively sanctioned the tranny army to launch a violent assault on her, ensuring the NZ Police took no action to intervene. 

So much for free speech and the rule of law! 

 Now, after keeping us on tenterhooks for months to find out the fate of Three Waters, he’s confirmed what we knew deep down - that extremist Left-wing leopards never change their spots, they just wear a different fur coat. 

Some independent media commentators who were heralding Chippy as the new messiah, ready to lead the Labour faithful from the woke wasteland back to their working class roots, may well be wishing they’d thrown their premature tales of redemption into the giant cesspit our PM is expertly digging for us. 

And if there’s one thing he specialises in it’s excrement. 

Shit policy, shit governance, shit execution, shit delivery…..and now, a shit liar! 

 In late January, he promised to explain what co-governance really means. 

On Q & A recently his Minister for Local Government proudly announced that it most certainly does not mean democracy in the traditional sense of one-person-one-vote. 

But it most certainly does mean that part-Maori end up with a hugely unproportional share of power. 

Willie Jackson said much the same thing a year or so ago but was given a very hard tickle on the wrist by Ardern for talking out of turn. 

Looks like, after much consideration, Chippy couldn’t think up anything better so decided the NZ public could handle the truth, or as close as this lot of reprobates ever get to it. 

 Hipkins is a dyed-in-the-wool neo-Marxist who fully supports He Puapua in all its anti-democratic forms. If he wasn’t he would have cast Three Waters into the fires of Mt Doom when he had the chance, along with the one ring forged by the Maori Caucus to control all of Middle Earth. 

A more unpopular policy you’d be hard pushed to find, outside of the Cabinet Room, yet he clings to “the precious” like Gollum, even though it may very well destroy his political career.

At least Gollum had a conscience and attempted to debate right and wrong with his dual personality. Chris is too ideological to have an alter ego and too Left to entertain right, so always does the wrong thing. 

 His recent implicit support of Mahuta in a media interview confirms that she is merely on a political smoko break and, if NZ is foolish enough to give Labour/Greens another go in October, she’ll be back with all the vim and vigour of a Maori raiding party. Eager to plunder the nation's power, wealth and resources for her nearest and dearest. 

And it wouldn’t surprise me to find Tusiata Avia appointed Special Envoy for the Arts! 

 What I can’t figure out is what our ginger ninja and his other Pakeha Labourites expect to get from all this co-governance malarkey when they lack even a smidgen of the right DNA for gold-card status. 

I mean, aside from being totally anti-democratic and racist, and being purely selfish, why would you promote a form of governance that disadvantages you personally? 

Is it some bizarre form of political natural selection which weeds out woke, virtue signalling specimens? 

If so, we can expect to see parliament decimated in 2040, if all goes to plan, He Puapua wise.

 Now it’s time for the NZ public - the ones that can be bothered voting, at least - to decide whether they want more of the same race-riddled agenda, disdain for the majority and excruciating minority adulation and entitlement, which has dragged NZ down to record lows of national cohesion and confidence…… or something less extreme. 

Being realistic, National aren’t up to much and are not going to challenge the woke, racist orthodoxy that has pervaded our nation over the past six years in any meaningful way, but they will slow things down a bit, which hopefully will allow the forces of democracy to marshal their troops and find a successful strategy to counter the self-destructive woke onslaught. 

 All the opinion polls are suggesting it’s going to come right down to the wire but some writers reckon the pollsters are wrong and the actual election result will be a decisive win for the centre-right, or what passes for it these days. 

I certainly hope so, because I dread to think what another three years of Labour rule will do to our society, rights and freedoms….let alone our water! 

 And on that note, this little ditty sums up what a third-term far-Left victory will produce….

    Hey Diddle Diddle, ruled by dross that speak drivel 

    All reason has left the room 

    The racists rejoice to see Democracy gone 

    And for the rest it’s impending doom 

Derek Mackie is a geologist with a keen interest in current affairs.