I am glad I am not a Maori. It must be awful being a Maori. So embarrassing.
Fancy knowing that you are so dumb you need extra resources for your education, that you are not capable of becoming a nurse without special help such as being allowed to sit your tests again and again till you pass, that you need a special quota system to give you a chance of becoming a doctor or a teacher or a policeman, that you are very good at “cultural” things such as singing and dancing and flax-weaving, but absolutely hopeless at practical things and useless at business!
Fancy knowing that you have criminal tendencies that can only be cured by massive doses of self-esteem and taxpayer funding, that you are not capable of learning English like most of the world. And all this just because your great-granny had it away in the bushes with the cute young Maori bloke from over the road about a century ago!
Powerful stuff, that Maori blood. Three or 4 per cent of it running through your veins is enough to change you from being a normal person into some sort of deprived halfwit. Three or 4 per cent of it and you are instantaneously transformed into a deeply cultural and spiritual person who is easily offended by people taking the mickey out of you.
Maori blood is the most powerful blood in the world, probably the most powerful substance known to man. Just a smidgen of it entitles you to special consideration and deference and a healthy extra dollop of taxpayer money.
Just a whisker entitles you to an extra share of land, fish and political influence. You might even own the entire Pacific Ocean—after all, your ancestors did canoe over it—if you can find a court to listen to your claim.
This stuff is embarrassing.
It is embarrassing when nurses have to be taught “cultural safety”—when what they really get taught is about the terrible effects of colonisation on Maori health.
But hang on—I know measles and such-like knocked plenty off. But as I recall it, the pre-European Maori had a life expectancy of 20-25 years. Colonisation obviously did not do them too much harm!
It is embarrassing that Maoris are sometimes claimed as outstanding conservationists. They were a stone-age hunting and gathering society—when they used up the resources they moved elsewhere. Ask the moas, they will tell you.
It is embarrassing when well-heeled white liberals go on about aroha—sure the Maoris had aroha—and they also ate their slaves and their enemies.
It is embarrassing when wetheads go on about the “unique beauty of the language”. It was a stone-age, limited syllabary, much like thousands of others.
It is embarrassing that outmoded customs according special importance to the first-born, and special rights to males, should be elevated in importance and enshrined as sacred cows when everyone else in the world is expected to obey laws against discrimination.
Every other group, race, society, culture in the world is expected to join the human race in the late 20th century—except Maoris.
How much more embarrassment can a people stand?
When I am playing golf with a Maori, should I let him play off the women’s tee because he is a member of a downtrodden race and cannot be expected to compete with me on level terms?
When I play cricket, should I bowl especially slowly to any poor soul unfortunate enough to have had his life ruined by a touch of Maori blood?
Should we promote more Maori rugby players into the All Black team?
It completely beats me, all this stuff. All the Maoris I know are just as capable as I am (and a damned sight better at golf and cricket). They do not need special treatment.
They do not want me to fall down and worship at their feet. As far as I can tell they expect me to treat them in exactly the same way that I treat everyone else—with complete disrespect and side-splitting hilarity!
So I do.
Craig Bauld is [was] principal of Waikohu College at Te Karaka, near Gisborne.
Powerful stuff, that Maori blood. Three or 4 per cent of it running through your veins is enough to change you from being a normal person into some sort of deprived halfwit. Three or 4 per cent of it and you are instantaneously transformed into a deeply cultural and spiritual person who is easily offended by people taking the mickey out of you.
Maori blood is the most powerful blood in the world, probably the most powerful substance known to man. Just a smidgen of it entitles you to special consideration and deference and a healthy extra dollop of taxpayer money.
Just a whisker entitles you to an extra share of land, fish and political influence. You might even own the entire Pacific Ocean—after all, your ancestors did canoe over it—if you can find a court to listen to your claim.
This stuff is embarrassing.
It is embarrassing when nurses have to be taught “cultural safety”—when what they really get taught is about the terrible effects of colonisation on Maori health.
But hang on—I know measles and such-like knocked plenty off. But as I recall it, the pre-European Maori had a life expectancy of 20-25 years. Colonisation obviously did not do them too much harm!
It is embarrassing that Maoris are sometimes claimed as outstanding conservationists. They were a stone-age hunting and gathering society—when they used up the resources they moved elsewhere. Ask the moas, they will tell you.
It is embarrassing when well-heeled white liberals go on about aroha—sure the Maoris had aroha—and they also ate their slaves and their enemies.
It is embarrassing when wetheads go on about the “unique beauty of the language”. It was a stone-age, limited syllabary, much like thousands of others.
It is embarrassing that outmoded customs according special importance to the first-born, and special rights to males, should be elevated in importance and enshrined as sacred cows when everyone else in the world is expected to obey laws against discrimination.
Every other group, race, society, culture in the world is expected to join the human race in the late 20th century—except Maoris.
How much more embarrassment can a people stand?
When I am playing golf with a Maori, should I let him play off the women’s tee because he is a member of a downtrodden race and cannot be expected to compete with me on level terms?
When I play cricket, should I bowl especially slowly to any poor soul unfortunate enough to have had his life ruined by a touch of Maori blood?
Should we promote more Maori rugby players into the All Black team?
It completely beats me, all this stuff. All the Maoris I know are just as capable as I am (and a damned sight better at golf and cricket). They do not need special treatment.
They do not want me to fall down and worship at their feet. As far as I can tell they expect me to treat them in exactly the same way that I treat everyone else—with complete disrespect and side-splitting hilarity!
So I do.
Craig Bauld is [was] principal of Waikohu College at Te Karaka, near Gisborne.
Source: Facebook
13 comments:
He would be censored and fired now
Imagine publishing this today! Oh wait, you did!
Unfortunately the problem with this piece is that its true. I have a mate who has that magical 4% in him and he thinks he owns the world. He's on the unemployed benefit, despite capable of work, degrading everything this country stands for, including those paying for him to do nothing. I find his hypocrisy unpalatable. When I ask him what I can do in this country that he cant, he cant answer....but when I list off all the special rights he has that I cant access, it just makes him angry. Add to the list 'highly ungrateful '. I have tried to help him, by educating him, but the reality is he isnt interested, he loves being a victim, that 4 % is powerful and seems to overide the 96% scottish that he is....
I have to admit tho, im glad I can stand on my own 2 feet, not living on my knees with my hands out. When i come to think about it, I also have a few other mates who also have that '4%' in them who are not 'victims' but are exactly like me. Race never enters the conversation with me, but the people this article refers to ALWAYS make it about race. Thats really their problem. The problem, and resolution is looking at them in the mirror , but until they figure it out they are in for more misery. Imo
Smart guy to so accurately recognise over thirty years ago what was happening in this country. I didn’t cotton on until ten years or so ago. Very few understood what I tried to talk about then and too many NZers remain unaware today. Great article. It hasn’t lost a jot of relevance in 2026.
GREAT COMMENT.... and SO T R U E... and its taken decades to be republished.....
Right on Craig! Let's stop pussy footing around all this trace-Maori "wonderfullnes" B.S.
Trace-Maori are nothing special. Their ONLY claim to being special is getting to NZ first, and even that is not scientifically proven. Absolutely not "indigenous". They came here on their canoes 1,400 years go from their acknowledged "homeland" in French Polyesia. Austrailian Aborigines have been in OZ for 50,000 years!!! They have NO traditions of coming from somewhere else. They, and only a few others, can truly be called indigenous.
Trace-Maori are not more "spiritual" and ecologically aware than anyother group of humans. That claim is total hogwash promoted by university trained trace-Maori acedemics who, at taxpayer expense, come up with bogus "research papers" full of the most amazing word salads you have ever heard. Like the claim that Maori sailed to Antartica! Yeah right, and the 2 women who wrote the B.S. got paid $50,000 for "research".
FROM MODERATOR
Unknown, note that I chopped a bit off your original submission, as it was sailing too close to the wind.
The “unknown” newspaper would certainly have been the Gisborne Herald. The paper was established by the Muir family many generations ago. Since taken over by the corporate NZME (publisher of the New Zealand Herald). NZME has a number of other slave publications around New Zealand.
MIODS what does “too close to the wind” mean? Getting too close to the truth?
From Google:
>"Sailing too close to the wind" means taking a risky action that is on the edge of legality, propriety, or safety."
My uncle who happens to be racist agrees with this.
"My uncle who happens to be racist..."
Note that what people think and say, no matter how offensive it may be to others, isn't racist. Bigoted or prejudiced, very likely, but not racist.
Racism is the preserve of governments, which can pass laws and implement societal arrangements which discriminate in favour of - or against - distinct groups in society. Apartheid in South Africa was racist, as were the Jim Crow laws of pre-civil rights USA.
Accepting what is and isn't racism frees us to say what we think. That's the whole point of free speech.
Well said D'Esterre: accusing someone of 'racism' is just lazy pejorative behaviour; they don't happen to agree with you. I like to say I possess 'cultural chauvinism' when not in favour of alternative viewpoints that question my antecedents.
"Racist" has become one of the most over used and most misunderstood words in the English language. As has been mentioned it is used by lazy people. Probably the same people who use the 'f' word all the time. Too ignorant and lazy to find another more suitable word
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