Damien Grant: What being ‘woke’ may really mean

The emergence of Ngāti Pākehā - that tribe of pale Kiwi with their pounamu lanyards and pained expressions - has become a feature of modern Aotearoa.

It is a harmless pantomime, as they cloak themselves in the culturally appropriated korowai of perpetual grievance and benefit from the Kiwi reluctance to cause unnecessary offence.