Lushington D. Brady: Does This Sound Like a Safe Country?

Classic Australian movie Mad Max was launched with the tagline, “When the gangs take over the highway… Remember he’s on your side”. As gangs, ram-raiders and other criminals take over New Zealand, Kiwis have no Mad Max to pray for. They’ve only got Absurd Andersen and Cheerful Chippy — and they’re not on your side.

No matter what they say.