I usually try my best to miss the TVNZ One News bulletin because it invariably annoys the hell out of me and I start arguing with the TV. This is when my wife tells me to go away and don’t come back until I can think of something positive and uplifting to say. Sometimes, the best I can dream up, desperate as it is, is to point out that things could be much worse if we had a Greens majority government. This doesn’t impress her much.
- meeting her “friend” on an Auckland beach, which is about 5km away from where she lives, so not her local area
- wearing no face masks
- sitting in close proximity
- then one of them going swimming