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Friday, September 1, 2023

Bob Jones: Police called to Stuff office


The sound of lashing followed by piercing screams saw the Police crash into Stuff’s Wellington offices yesterday.

There they rescued a sub-editor, strapped to a post, being brutally flogged, the flogger being urged on by other staff members, all in gumboots and raincoats, such is the degree of wetness they emanate.

The subbie’s crime; he’d let slip those evil words New Zealand into print, instead of the Aotearoa invention.

Sir Bob Jones is a renowned author, columnist , property investor, and former politician, who blogs at No Punches Pulled HERE. - Where this satirical was sourced.

4 comments:

Ray S said...

All the MSM should be strapped to a post and flogged until they renounce getting the government bribe money.

Then give the money to a worthy cause, (not the government) or give it to some skilled citizens to fix a few roads.

Anonymous said...

Refer Jim Morrison and others - whoever controls the media controls the message.

Rob Beechey said...

The country’s only two serious readers of MSM are both in advanced stages of anxiety having stumbled into the journo’s reckless disregard for approved wokeness. Wetness and aggrieved hurt has turned these two into chronic bed wetters and potential voters for the Green Party.

Robert Arthur said...

As the Labour defeat becomes more certain every day it is likely a shift in msm allegiance will become perceptible.