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Friday, July 15, 2022

Bryce Wilkinson: The Beehive rebuts misplaced fears (Satire)


We in the Beehive are aware of some unfounded dissatisfaction amongst the great unwashed.

There are stories of a health system in crisis. This is not so. If it were, we would have told you.

The real emergency is, as everyone knows, climate change. Think not of hospital shortages today. Think instead of all those who are going to drown in 2100 because they did not notice sea-level rise. Subsidies for electric cars are more important than yet more money for hospitals.

There are also stories that the amalgamation of Polytechnics has destroyed their creativity and independence.

This is absurd. Our new structure has at least 21 people with “chief executive” in their titles. The 21 oversee the chief executives of the 16 polytechnics. What chief executive would not welcome such support?

Some are complaining that the top boss is earning $13,000 a week while on ‘special’ leave. That is what we call a fair go for the ordinary bloke. Others can learn from it.

School truancy. Another problem inherited from the other lot. What everyone is missing is how much worse it would be if parents were paying directly for their truant children. Private schools are the pits.

Some are concerned that around 40% of school leavers are barely literate. Will they be able to pay enough in taxes to support our retirement? Perhaps not, but again think of how much worse it would be if parents had greater school choice.

We had to shut down partnership schools because too many parents did not understand that state schools were best. Imagine if we told parents which schools were poor performers. There would be chaotic disruption. People need government to protect them from themselves.

There are stories that people are feeling unsafe in the streets. There are shootings. It is said that police are powerless to prevent reoffending by ten-year olds because of the laws protecting minors. Nor can they do much about hardened criminals given our lenient courts. Our judges even struck out Parliament’s three strikes legislation, before we did. If they do not understand our constitution, who does?

All such complaints are unkind. You are paying for approaching 450,000 public sector employees who wake up each morning thinking only of how they can best help you each day.

Our excellent governance arrangements ensure nothing stands in their way.

Tax is love. Enjoy its fruits.

Dr Bryce Wilkinson is a Senior Fellow at The New Zealand Initiative, Director of Capital Economics, and former Director of the New Zealand Treasury. His articles can be seen HERE.

3 comments:

DeeM said...

Sounds like a passage straight out of 1984.
Like it, Bryce! Very original.

Anonymous said...

'450,000 public sector employees' - that's 10% of the country's population. or perhaps 25% of the 'working' members. i hope there is an extra 0 somewhere...

Janine said...

It's all feeling more and more that this has been a few years in the planning. Covid provided the necessary vehicle for change. What an absolute travesty that we have no checks and balances in our political system.

For a political party to be elected on the promise "We will govern for all" all the while knowing that they are intending to "govern for the few".

We seem to be aiming for the lowest common denominator in all fields of achievement instead of striving for excellence.

The two things we need to achieve in a new government appear to be more say by the people with a recall mechanism and a defunded MSM who appear to have gone rogue on us.